The one and only! This legendary recipe comes from Bill Brown, who knows there’s no better way to motivate a crew of cold, damp sailors or house painters. There’s a famous story about another friend who once streaked naked through a boat full of sleeping people in order to get a bowl of this. She disputes the story, saying that she was clothed and the witnesses were not wearing their glasses.
1 packet of Raisin Spice Quaker instant oatmeal
1 packet of Apple Cinnamon Quaker instant oatmeal
Generous amount of 151 proof Demerara rum
Whipped cream in a pressurized can
Combine the two packets of oatmeal in one bowl and add enough boiling water to make it the right consistency. Pour a generous amount of rum over the top. Top with lots and lots of whipped cream.
The Killer Oatmeal recipe was developed after a lot of rigorous testing and tasting. Substitute other types of flavored oatmeal or liquor at your own risk. Rum and maple are an especially odd-tasting combination.